I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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