I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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