it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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