Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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