my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I can't turn off my feet"
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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