You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
He felt like a one man threesome
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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