'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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