I could have mohawked her pubes.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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