white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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