i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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