Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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