I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I think we might need a safe word for this...
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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