Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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