I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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