508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Your tits are I can't wait for
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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