Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I wish I could teleport
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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