elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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