Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
He better not be in your backpack
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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