New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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