Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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