Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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