I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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