That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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