Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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