New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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