Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i came on her dog
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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