At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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