I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
one might say we're banned from that church
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Randomize
