That's intense
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Randomize
