Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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