never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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