I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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