giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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