He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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