is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I love you. Go after that dick
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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