quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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