I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
why do cheetos always look like penises
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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