Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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