If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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