In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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