1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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