he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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