he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
