Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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