Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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