Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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