The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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