All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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