ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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