Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Damn victory sex feels great
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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