'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
