That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
