More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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