I looked at my own cervix.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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