So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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