he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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