I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize