His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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