She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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